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TITLE

FILE SIZE

GAME TYPE

RATING(out of 5 *)

1943

131K

Over head shooter

***

A Boy and His Blob

262K

Stragety

****

Battle Toads

262K

Fighter

****

Bomber Man 2

131K

Real Time Stragety

***

Battle Toads & Double Dragon

262K

Fighter

***

Bubble Bobble 2

262K

Action

***

Bubble Bobble

262K

Action

***

Contra

131K

Fighter

*****

Contra Force

262K

Fighter

****

Double Dragon

262K

Fighter

****

Duck Tales 2

131K

Action

**

Dick Tracy

131K

Action/Fighter

***

Empire Strikes Back

278K

Fighter

**

Excite Bike

41K

Racing

****

Final Fantasy

262K

Role-Playing

****

Mega Man 2

262K

Fighter

***

Metroid

131K

Fighter

****

Metal Gear

131K

Role-Playing

***

Mike Tyson's Earbite(some call it Punchout)

262K

Boxing

****

Spy Vs. Spy

40K

Stragety, Fighter

****

Starwars

262K

Fighter

***

The Legend Of Zelda

131K

Role-Playing

*****

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

262K

Fighting

****

WCW Wrestling

262K

Wrestling

***

Everybody Look!! Its KoKo(Some call him Krench)

If you know about KOKO,then you know all about how talented of a monkey...eerr...teacher he is. He even has his own fan club(I'm not part of it).  If you want to join his fan club there is one requirement, you need to be a stupid prep freshman(and female). Do I hear the next Mr.Perrera¿ Wait and see:Þ I wonder if he ever ate that bananna I gave him.  Anyway, if you can't tell yet, I HATE KOKO.  He sucks, he always sucked, and he always will suck.  Thank you for your time.  

P.S. Koko want sleep with cat;Koko happy;Koko sad(you know who I'm talkin to here, JOHN LOVELL)

   

This is my Dana Carvey section, just 'cuz he is DA MAN

  What was the summers greatest movie, Forest Gump.  Can I pay $7.50 to see a retard sit on a bench? Does anyone know what "Stupid is as stupid does" means? If you do, you're probably a retard, get on a bench!

-Dana Carvey

  Another movie is Waterworld. Can I pay $7.50 and see Kevin Costner drink his own urine?  You mean it's only $7.50!  Where do I sign up? People, he pees into a cup, pours it into a filter contraption and drinks it, Yummy Yummy. People, it doesn't work like that. You cannot pee into a Mr.Coffe and get tasters choice.

-Dana Carvey

WIPE MY ASS!!! PUT ON CARTOONS!!! ; YOU BETTER APPLY CREAM, I MIGHT GET A RASH!!! ; GUESS WHAT, IT'S NAKED TIME, BING!!!!!!!!!!; I DIDN'T LIKE WHAT YOU MADE ME FOR BREAKFAST, I THREW IT ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

-Dana Carvey

 Look at him playin with his Wee Dandy Doblin

-Dana Carvey

 On the day you handled the bloody glove, did you........Shampoo your hair? Answer the question Mr. Fung, if that's your real name. "uhhh, yeah" Did you....rinse and repeat? "uhh, no" AH HAHAHA! so there you were with your bottle of Pert Plus, which specifically instructed you to rine and repeat, but you choose to ignore it. What else did you ignore that day?

After you shampooed your hair only once, let the record show, did you.....Cream Rinse your Hair?"Uhhh, no" AH HAHAHA! So there you were handling important forensic evidece with dry, split ends. You make me sick. You're a discrase to this JuDiCiAl system!

-Dana Carvey

Disclamer

If you download any of the ROMS on this page you are required by law to delete them within 24 hours, unless you own the game. If you do not delete them within 24 hours the feds will be at your door.  They will throw your punk-ass on the floor and beat you stupid.  Then they will put you into a jail cell with a 40 year old fat man who hasn't been with a woman since, well, never.  If you are excited by the part about the fat man then i forbid you to download anything from this page or to ever return here again, as long as you live.  Any similarities to any persons, real or fake, biological or genetically engineered, human or primate,  is completely non related to Mr.Krenchaw, the band teacher at Wellington High School.  By downloading any or all of these files you agree to jump up and down and yell "I'm a big, fat, ugly, 40 year old fat man who has never been with a woman before" everytime someone exhales. One more thing, by downloading these files you agree to follow me in my eternal quest to end primate research on high school band students, that's just not right.